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Oh Yes, yes yes yes yes yes yes Free sound audio sample meme loop
25 APR 2024
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No Way Am I Doing That NoNoNoNoNo free meme soundbite audio soundboard tracks human voice
25 APR 2024
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Of course I don’t think you’re ugly but it’s better to put the lights out free audio meme soundbite insults
25 APR 2024 · www.iservalan.com
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commandeering the remote control is not the secret to a happy fulfilling relationship free audio bites meme tools
25 APR 2024 · www.iservalan.com
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I really need two of you, one to fk all day and one to put the rubbish out
25 APR 2024 · www.iservalan.com
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The English have great cocks but they don’t know what to do with them
25 APR 2024 · www.iservalan.com
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Swiping right was the worst thing I ever did free audio meme soundbite
25 APR 2024
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You really are the most annoying person I have ever met free audio meme sample
25 APR 2024 · www.iservala.com www.taletellerclub.com
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The Chimney Sweeper 🎤 Songs William Blake ✍🏻 Lyrics Best free meme soundboard clips #samples
25 APR 2024 · www.taletellerclub.com www.iservalan.com #taletellerwords
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Beyoncé Meme Free Quotes Ringtones Audio by Tale Teller Club
24 APR 2024
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Where Art Thou Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator #funny

Where Art Though Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator

The Internet today did fail

My morn was chaos and life so dire.

No tweets, no memes, no cat vids hailed

The digital streets, they had no fire.

The routers ceased, my cables laid,

As emails vanished into thinning air.

No Google Maps to guide my steps today!

No streaming songs to soothe my hearts’ despair.

O cursed fate! The WiFi signal wanes,

As browsers freeze and error pages pop.

I yearn for bytes, for pixels, for domains,

Yet find myself in darkness, void of hope.

So let us pray, dear Internet, return,

And rescue me from digital concern.

©2024 Sarnia de la Maré 

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Free Spoken Ringtones by the Quillmatic Bardinator Oh Internet Where Art Though #funny
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7 Mar, 2024 - 00:42

Three SF Short Stories ch 3 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Funday #taletellerclub
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7 Mar, 2024 - 37:07

Three SF Short Stories ch 2 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Funday #taletellerclub
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4 Mar, 2024 - 34:08

Three SF Short Stories ch 1 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Sunday #taletellerclub

3 Mar, 2024 - 34:38

Free Ringtone Song for Joe Biden by Quillmatic Bardinator
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2 Mar, 2024 - 08:46

Funny Shakespeare Poem Drunken Warning by Quillmatic Bardinator #funnypoems
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1 Mar, 2024 - 00:44

Strata 5, Immersion V1, Renyke Goes to The Bank (Memories and Experiences)
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29 Feb, 2024 - 05:23

My Brain by Vapor Punk Free Speaktone Ringtones by Tale Teller Club Band
Fun with AI and Logic Pro plugins
28 Feb, 2024 - 01:45

My Brain 🧠 Free Spoken Word 🎤 Ringtone by Flex from Tale Teller Club
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27 Feb, 2024 - 01:30

Sonnet for Swifties by Qiullmatic Bardinator live reading audiobook AI poetry at the Tale Teller Club
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27 Feb, 2024 - 00:40

Donald Trump Sonnet by the Quillmatic Bardinator Live AI Reading at Tale Teller Club
www.sdelamare.blogspot.com for more great poetry and prose by author Sarnia de la Mare FRSA
26 Feb, 2024 - 00:52

Grindr Bumble and Tinder Lovers A sonnet by the Quillmatic Bardinator
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25 Feb, 2024 - 00:49

Unexpected Item in Bagging Area by Quillmatic Bardinator Episode 780 - The iServalan™ Show
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24 Feb, 2024 - 00:44

Episode 779 - The iServalan™ Show. Moving the music podcasts and niching down as my writing career kicks off

Standard Dreams, poem by Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

Standard Dreams

In my gothic dreams

I am a dark princess

with a pet bat

and

obviously a 

a black 

cat

I can cast

hideous spells

on men

(and women)

who wrong me

because it isn’t fine

when they are mean

to me 

online

Trolls

die

as soon as they leave the building

straight

under a bus

no fuss

for I have 

the power

just one look

can make them cower

In my pink dreams

I am an angel

who forgives

feeds the poor

always gives

with

wings

of love 

plus,

I sing

mostly on a cloud

floating 

randomly

from above

©2024 Marchioness of Dorchester, Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

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