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Countess Diaries Ch 5, The Phantom Gallery of Challenging Art #funny #comedy

Countess Diaries Ch 5, The Phantom Gallery of Challenging Art

The evening finds me in a contemplative mood as I admire the latest addition to the palace’s burgeoning art collection: the “village chief” mask from Dennis Druvo’s Ghanaian treasures. It now occupies a position of quiet dignity within the pantry, nestled between the jars of lentils and the baking powder. If its spirit is indeed as wise as Dennis assures me, it shall surely preside over my culinary endeavors with benevolence—though I fear even spectral guidance may not redeem my attempts at soufflé.

This, of course, is not the first time I have found myself navigating the delicate dance of artful diplomacy. Over the years, I have become something of an expert at the subtle relocation of "challenging" pieces to less conspicuous corners of my palace. The gallery beneath the stairs, for instance, boasts a particularly enthusiastic abstract of what I believe to be an elephant balancing on a turnip, though I have never dared ask the artist for confirmation. Similarly, the linen closet houses a ceramic bust so... unique that even Dominicus, who delights in knocking objects from shelves, refuses to disturb it.

Yet each piece tells a story, and it is in these stories that I find their redemption. Take, for instance, the Ashanti warrior mask, which now guards the seldom-used third-floor bathroom. Its fierce visage lends the space an air of defiance, as if challenging any interloper to question why a bathroom exists on the third floor at all. It is a room of mystery, now imbued with a layer of myth.

I often imagine the stories these works will inspire in future generations. “Did you hear about the Countess of Brighton and Hackney?” they’ll say. “Her pantry was guarded by a village chief, and her laundry cupboard housed a sculpture so peculiar it frightened her cat!”

For me, this discreet curatorial habit is not deceit but an art in itself. To display every piece prominently would risk overwhelming the palace’s delicate harmony, and yet to dismiss them outright would be unthinkably rude—an affront to both the artist and my station as a patron. The solution, therefore, lies in crafting a palace where every work finds its place, no matter how unconventional.

And so, with a final glance at the mask, I close the pantry door, leaving the chief to commune with the dried apricots. Tomorrow, I shall tackle the question of where to place the Ashanti farmer. Perhaps the attic? Or the cupboard under the stairs? Wherever he lands, I have no doubt his machete will lend an air of industrious protection to the space.

Ah, the life of a patron is never dull.


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The Book of Immersion : Volume 1 Kindle Edition
by Sarnia de la Mare (Author) Format: Kindle Edition





The Book of Immersion: Volume 1
by Sarnia de la Mare

In a future where code meets consciousness, one being begins a haunting transformation. Renyke—an AI on the edge of humanity—awakens to emotion, sensory overload, and the fragile beauty of connection. Guided by the enigmatic Flex, their deepening bond explores intimacy and friendship, neurodivergence, and the complex world of feeling through an autistic spectrum lens.



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Strata 13, The Book of Immersion, The Fight, (Hormones)



Strata 13

The Fight

(Hormones)




The Book of Immersion

Volume 1




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Illustrations by iServalan Homotech 23

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When a human is put under stress from within their environment, there is an increase in anxiety and stress hormone, epinephrine, also known as adrenaline. This hormone 'rush' can feel like anxiousness, nervousness, or excitement. Human soldiers, for example, have been seen to find extreme violence euphoric, ecstatic, and even addictive.

Feelings of 'amped up' anxiety are necessary for survival. Often the hormone rushes in such extreme situations will lead to a human's increased ability to concentrate, feelings of immortality, and a distraction from pain. Blood vessels contract to direct more blood to major muscle groups, increasing strength for up to an hour after any such stressful event.

The power of a machine, an android, an artificial intelligence program, etc., is not linked to hormone releases. The ability to increase strength could be programmed into robots as an extra storage source when needs must, but such resources are prescriptive and controlled through innate programming. Most humans are unaware of their innate strengths and may be rarely tested to call upon them, unlike a machine whose reserve banks are permanently ready.

Humans under the influence of long-term stress, in situations of domestic abuse, for example, will not function correctly and may die prematurely.....




Renyke slowly opened the window as if to speak to the robber. They stare intently at each other, both calm.

'What you doing, man? Ya fucksyfool,' Flex whispers angrily from the rear of the vehicle. 'Windows are bulletproof!'

At the same time, Shabra opened her window, smiling innocently at the robber.

'OK, OK,' sure, I got bits, G-bits too; it is all yours, Mr.' Plentyful are my pockets; hold your rockets... just let me get them out of my coat, yeah?'

The robber looked nervous; he was barely an adult.

'Don't try anything,' he said, stepping forward and bringing the gun closer to Shabra's face.

Flex, realising that he better act fast or risk being an onlooker, quietly opened the window hatch on the roof, muttering under his breath about not hanging out with strangers again.

'These dopes gonna get me killed!' he said.

Renyke's extension arm suddenly engaged, adding two feet or more to his normal reach, and in a hundredth of a second, Renyke grabbed the threatening assailant by the throat. With a sharp squeeze of his Adam's apple, the victim fell to the ground in complete silence, with an instantly broken neck.

His bulging eyes popped from his skull as he hit the ground and rolled into the gutter.

............threat to right is exterminated............remaining threat to life ...left and front of carriage....POS was guiding the scenario with a running commentary and an endless stream of situation mapping, statistics, and diagrams.

Simultaneously, Shabra, still smiling, held up one hand in surrender. The assailant lapsed his concentration, focusing on his friend, who had disappeared from the other side of the vehicle. The man with the AK-47 at the front did the same.

'Where is he, where is he?' shouted Shabra's target.

His standing friend edged an inch to check and saw a wet glistening eye.

Almost in unison Shabra and Flex regained control, taking on one robber each.

Shabra, barely flinching and with great dexterity, cut the robber's throat like the wild animal she hunted for lunch. His blood gushed out, hitting the vehicle and Shabra's face and hand.

'Ah, not the car, man! Blood takes a damned long time to clean off,' she said as she closed the window. She wiped the knife on her trousers. 'This is some mucky night', she mused nonchalantly as Flex performed his expected role atop the vehicle.

Renyke closed the window after retracting his arm, also aware that things seemed under control.

.... assailant left is exterminated.....The POS continues the running commentary.

....Assailant front, in line of fire of the human named Flex...

Flex, now shouting threats and whoops from the top of the vehicle through the tank-like hatch with his torso, had engaged his own mental autopilot buttons and retrieved his favourite hand pistol from one of the many pockets in his long coat.

He fired three bullets for good measure, penetrating the robber in front of the car.

'Take that Bastardo,' Flex shouted as the first bullet penetrated the centre of the man's forehead.

The robber dropped the AK-47, taking the other two shots into his bouncing body on the ground.

The hail of bullets caused screaming, shouting, and general mayhem as people on the street ducked and scrambled for cover.

'Dum arse men, a poorly manned ambush indeedy! Speedy but greedy,' said Shabra as she shined the blade with a spit and polish, grimacing at the assailant's blood, and then smiling at her rhyming skills.

She wasted no time after checking everything was in order. She engaged the car and ran over one of the muggers, whose guts now covered her wheels.

'Argh, not again!

Flex was hooting and screaming from the roof.

'Take that, you mudderfinks!

'Get down,' demanded Shabra. 'We are not supposed to be drawing attention to ourselves.'

'Flex apologised. ' But that was fun. You two are good. Erm, but what's with the weird arm, Renyke man?'

Shabra looks at Flex in the mirror and says, 'Well, we've only seen a few of his skills so far. He's a droid after all.'

'Of course, said Flex. I do forget. He seems so, you know...

'Hmmmmm, he really does,' agrees Shabra.

'I was designed as a housekeeper; the arm extensions were a Metacoms feature to assist in the stacking of shelves and other household duties. I am also able to clear blocked drainage pipes and rescue stranded animals from trees.' Renyke rambled with pride.

'Great,' said Shabra, laughing with Flex and bringing the vehicle to a halt. 'So you won't mind washing the car windows then.'

to be continued.....

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Strata 13, The Book of Immersion, Renyke Takes Action, (Hormones)

 Welcome to Immersion, you have reached Strata 13



Illustration art by iServalan for the Book of Immersion by Tale Teller Club Publishing
When a human is put under stress from within their environment, there is an increase in anxiety and stress hormone, epinephrine, also known as Adrenaline. This hormone 'rush' can feel like anxiousness, nervousness, or excitement. Human soldiers, for example, have been seen to find extreme violence euphoric, ecstatic, and even addictive.

Feelings of 'amped up' anxiety are necessary for survival. Often the hormone rushes in such extreme situations will lead to a human's increased ability to concentrate, feelings of immortality, and a distraction from pain. Blood vessels contract to direct more blood to major muscle groups increasing strength for up to an hour after any such stressful event.

The power of a machine, an android, an artificial intelligence program, etc., is not linked to hormone releases. The ability to increase strength could be programmed into robots as an extra storage source, when needs must, but such resources are prescriptive and controlled through innate programming. Most humans are unaware of their own strengths and may be rarely tested to call upon them, unlike a machine whose reserve banks are permanently at the ready. 

Humans under the influence of long term stress, in situations of domestic abuse for example, will not function correctly and may die prematurely.



Renyke opens the window with lightening speed.

'What you doing man? Ya *fucksyfool,' shouted flex. 

At the same time Shabra opened her window, smiling innocently at the robber.

Flex, realising that he better act fast or risk being an onlooker, opened the window hatch on the roof.

Renyke's extension arm had engaged adding a foot or more to his normal reach.
In the blink of Flex's eye, Renyke grabbed the threatening assailant by the throat and with one squeeze of his Adam's apple, the victim fell to the ground with an instantly broken neck. 

His bulging eyes popped from his skull as he hit the floor, rolling into the gutter.

Simultaneously, Shabra, still smiling, held up one hand in surrender. The assailant lapsed his concentration, focusing on his friend who has disappeared from the other side of the vehicle. The man with the AK47 at the front did the same.

Almost in unison Shabra and Flex regained control taking on one robber each.
Shabra, barely flinching and with great dexterity, cut the robber's throat like the wild animal she hunted for lunch. Renyke sees only the glinting blade as it shards through the darkness.

Flex, now atop the vehicle with his torso, had engaged his mental autopilot and retrieved his favourite hand pistol from one of the many pockets in his long coat.
He fired six bullets for good measure, penetrating the man in front of the car who dropped the AK47 before he fell to the ground in a bloody mess.

The hail of bullets caused screaming, shouting and general mayhem as people ducked and scrambled for cover.

'Dum arse men, a poorly manned ambush indeedy! Speedy but Greedy,' said Shabra as she wiped the blade on her trousers grimacing at the assailants blood then smiling at her rhyming skills.
She wasted no time, immediately engaging the car and running over one of the muggers.

Other people moved aside, frightened and not willing to take on the potentially life threatening vehicle.

Flex was hooting and screaming. 
'Yes, man. Woa, they didn't see that coming. You guys are good!

Erm, but what's with the weird arm, Renyke man?'

Shabra looks at Flex in the mirror and says, 'Well, we've only seen a few of his skills so far. He's a droid after all.'

'Of course, said Flex. I do forget. He seems so, you know........

'Hmmmmm, he really does,' agrees Shabra




to be continued.....

© 2024 Sarnia de la Maré FRSA


Other Episodes of the Book of Immersion by Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

Strata 1
Strata 2
Strata 3
Strata 4
Strata 5
Strata 6
Strata 7
Strata 8
Strata 9
Strata 10
Strata 11
Strata 12
Strata 13
Strata 14
Strata 15
Strata 16
Strata17
Strata 18


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