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Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Mar 7, 2024

Where Art Thou Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator #funny

Where Art Though Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator

The Internet today did fail

My morn was chaos and life so dire.

No tweets, no memes, no cat vids hailed

The digital streets, they had no fire.

The routers ceased, my cables laid,

As emails vanished into thinning air.

No Google Maps to guide my steps today!

No streaming songs to soothe my hearts’ despair.

O cursed fate! The WiFi signal wanes,

As browsers freeze and error pages pop.

I yearn for bytes, for pixels, for domains,

Yet find myself in darkness, void of hope.

So let us pray, dear Internet, return,

And rescue me from digital concern.

©2024 Sarnia de la Maré 

More fun podcasts and free ringtones

Free Spoken Ringtones by the Quillmatic Bardinator Oh Internet Where Art Though #funny
7 Mar, 2024 - 00:42

Three SF Short Stories ch 3 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Funday #taletellerclub
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7 Mar, 2024 - 37:07

Three SF Short Stories ch 2 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Funday #taletellerclub
A scifi week at HQ.
4 Mar, 2024 - 34:08

Three SF Short Stories ch 1 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Sunday #taletellerclub

3 Mar, 2024 - 34:38

Free Ringtone Song for Joe Biden by Quillmatic Bardinator
2 Mar, 2024 - 08:46

Funny Shakespeare Poem Drunken Warning by Quillmatic Bardinator #funnypoems
#taletellerclub #comedy #fun #quillmatic #bardinator
1 Mar, 2024 - 00:44

Strata 5, Immersion V1, Renyke Goes to The Bank (Memories and Experiences) 
29 Feb, 2024 - 05:23

My Brain by Vapor Punk Free Speaktone Ringtones by Tale Teller Club Band
Fun with AI and Logic Pro plugins
28 Feb, 2024 - 01:45

My Brain 🧠 Free Spoken Word 🎤 Ringtone by Flex from Tale Teller Club for loads of cool music
27 Feb, 2024 - 01:30

Sonnet for Swifties by Qiullmatic Bardinator live reading audiobook AI poetry at the Tale Teller Club
27 Feb, 2024 - 00:40

Donald Trump Sonnet by the Quillmatic Bardinator Live AI Reading at Tale Teller Club for more great poetry and prose by author Sarnia de la Mare FRSA
26 Feb, 2024 - 00:52

Grindr Bumble and Tinder Lovers A sonnet by the Quillmatic Bardinator for more homotech poetry and prose
25 Feb, 2024 - 00:49

Unexpected Item in Bagging Area by Quillmatic Bardinator Episode 780 - The iServalan™ Show
The first of our AI poet #quillmaticbardinator Creative AI
24 Feb, 2024 - 00:44

Episode 779 - The iServalan™ Show. Moving the music podcasts and niching down as my writing career kicks off

Mar 2, 2024

Sonnet for Joe Biden’s Forgetful Moments

This sonnet is a playful tribute to President Joe Biden, acknowledging his occasional memory lapses while also recognizing the weight of leadership.

Sonnet for Joe Biden’s Forgetful Moments

Upon the stage, where leaders oft do tread,
A statesman stands, his years a heavy load.
His words like autumn leaves, sometimes misled,
Yet still he strives despite the memory’s abode.

Joe Biden, sage and seasoned, takes the floor,
His silvered hair a crown of fleeting thought.
He stumbles, fumbles, names elude once more,
Yet presses on as if the battle’s fought.

In halls of power where decisions weigh,
He grapples with the ghosts of yesteryears.
The teleprompter blinks a guiding ray,
Yet slips of tongue persist like silent tears.

So let us jest but also understand:
Age weaves its tapestry both frail and grand.

Poetry collection Quillmatic Bardinator image of Joe Biden

©2024 Sarnia de la Mare

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Mar 1, 2024

Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet, A Shakespearian sonnet inspired by the perils of inebriation by the Quillmatic Bardinator

Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet

Upon a merry eve I quaffed my fill,
The tavern’s ale, a potent brew divine.
My senses danced, my reason took a spill,
And mirthful laughter echoed through the brine.

In drunken haze, I stumbled forth, unclad,
My breeches lost to Bacchus’ wild embrace.
The moon a witness to my folly mad,
I stood, a wretched soul in bare disgrace.

The stars themselves did mock my sorry plight,
As I half-naked weaved 'twixt cobblestones.
My dignity, a fleeting, ghostly light,
Gave way to mirthful laugh and groan.

So here’s a caution friends to heed with care:
When drink flows freely, guard your pants and be aware!

©2024 Tale Teller Club / Quillmatic Bardinator

Sarnia is the creator of the Amazon Books Series IMMERSION.

Here are some links for you guys to access the ebook versions, free on Kindle Plus.

Jan 1, 2024

New podcast episodes 2023/2024 by Tale Teller Club

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Episode 598 - The iServalan™ Show Being a Woman Shape Shifting Moving Targets Hormones Menopause Positivity Depression and Taking Life Back
1 Jan, 2024 - 14:49

Episode 597 - The iServalan™ Show A Terrible NYE at Soho House Brighton but What a Year ahead for the Marchioness of Dorchester
1 Jan, 2024 - 14:56

Episode 596 - The iServalan™ Show. The Prisoner Live Reading from the Horror Collection by Tale Teller Cub read by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA
31 Dec, 2023 - 02:57

Episode 595 - The iServalan™ Show Pomegranates a Poem by the Marchioness of Dorchester live Reading by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA at TTC
31 Dec, 2023 - 01:11

Episode 594 - The iServalan™ Show Virgin Fruit by the Marchioness of Dorchester Live Reading by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA Exclusive
31 Dec, 2023 - 01:25

Episode 593 - The iServalan™ Show Love Boat Lyrics with a Biro by Tale Teller Club Band Live Reading by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA

31 Dec, 2023 - 01:20

Episode 592 - The iServalan™ Show Reviews of Dupes by Aldi, NYE in Brightly, Music Career and Big Dreams for the Tale Teller Club
31 Dec, 2023 - 14:36

Updates form Paradise with the Marchioness of Dorchester AKA Sarnia de la Maré FRSA and Quillmatic Bardinator
www.taletellerclub ft. the Quillmatic Bardinator
30 Dec, 2023 - 14:39

Episode 591 - The iServalan™ Show The Wonder of Technical Pens in Procreate and how to Trace Images Easily with Electric Pens on iPad

30 Dec, 2023 - 14:36

Episode 638 - The iServalan™ Show Getting a Caravan Living in Greece and Buying a Barn to make an Art Studio in the Coming Year

29 Dec, 2023 - 14:23

Episode 637 - The iServalan™ Show Sonnet 2 Ghosted on Tinder by the Quillmatic Bardinator
29 Dec, 2023 - 01:15

Episode 636 - The iServalan™ Show OMG I tattooed my flicks On Fleek with my flicks
29 Dec, 2023 - 14:48

Episode 635 - The iServalan™ Show Tattooing Using Dots and Fine Lines DIY Ink for Learners and Tattoo Professionals by iServalan
29 Dec, 2023 - 14:23

Episode 634 - The iServalan™ Show Weird Film Content on Amazon Prime Gives Inspiration for the Immersion Book Series
29 Dec, 2023 - 14:41

Dec 31, 2023

Pomegranates by the Marchioness of Dorchester (circa 1650)


pomegranates by Sarnia de la Mare AKA iServalan for Tale Teller Club


by the Marchioness of Dorchester (circa 1650) In orchards fair where scarlet gems doth bloom Where pomegranates hung in rich perfume There, a suitor bold, Well endowed With charms And stories oft retold Oh to taste the seeds of love, Those rosey crimson buds For he too now was hung, As the pomegranates Beneath the sun His frame, a fortress of lust’s might, His sturdy lance, He takes perchance Of any fair maid Who brims desire His pomegranates ripe and Filled with fire His presence stirs mine heart's unquenchable thirst As Eros gives with pure delight. I dream of pomegranates And of spice ©2023 Sarnia de la Mare #saniadelamare #taletellerclub #WritingCommunity #writers #poetrytwitter #poet

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