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Mar 2, 2024

Sonnet for Joe Biden’s Forgetful Moments



This sonnet is a playful tribute to President Joe Biden, acknowledging his occasional memory lapses while also recognizing the weight of leadership.


Sonnet for Joe Biden’s Forgetful Moments

Upon the stage, where leaders oft do tread,
A statesman stands, his years a heavy load.
His words like autumn leaves, sometimes misled,
Yet still he strives despite the memory’s abode.

Joe Biden, sage and seasoned, takes the floor,
His silvered hair a crown of fleeting thought.
He stumbles, fumbles, names elude once more,
Yet presses on as if the battle’s fought.

In halls of power where decisions weigh,
He grapples with the ghosts of yesteryears.
The teleprompter blinks a guiding ray,
Yet slips of tongue persist like silent tears.

So let us jest but also understand:
Age weaves its tapestry both frail and grand.

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©2024 Sarnia de la Mare

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Mar 1, 2024

Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet, A Shakespearian sonnet inspired by the perils of inebriation by the Quillmatic Bardinator


Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet

Upon a merry eve I quaffed my fill,
The tavern’s ale, a potent brew divine.
My senses danced, my reason took a spill,
And mirthful laughter echoed through the brine.

In drunken haze, I stumbled forth, unclad,
My breeches lost to Bacchus’ wild embrace.
The moon a witness to my folly mad,
I stood, a wretched soul in bare disgrace.

The stars themselves did mock my sorry plight,
As I half-naked weaved 'twixt cobblestones.
My dignity, a fleeting, ghostly light,
Gave way to mirthful laugh and groan.

So here’s a caution friends to heed with care:
When drink flows freely, guard your pants and be aware!



©2024 Tale Teller Club / Quillmatic Bardinator


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Jan 1, 2024

New podcast episodes 2023/2024 by Tale Teller Club





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Episode 598 - The iServalan™ Show Being a Woman Shape Shifting Moving Targets Hormones Menopause Positivity Depression and Taking Life Back
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1 Jan, 2024 - 14:49

Episode 597 - The iServalan™ Show A Terrible NYE at Soho House Brighton but What a Year ahead for the Marchioness of Dorchester
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1 Jan, 2024 - 14:56

Episode 596 - The iServalan™ Show. The Prisoner Live Reading from the Horror Collection by Tale Teller Cub read by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA
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31 Dec, 2023 - 02:57

Episode 595 - The iServalan™ Show Pomegranates a Poem by the Marchioness of Dorchester live Reading by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA at TTC
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31 Dec, 2023 - 01:11

Episode 594 - The iServalan™ Show Virgin Fruit by the Marchioness of Dorchester Live Reading by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA Exclusive
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31 Dec, 2023 - 01:25

Episode 593 - The iServalan™ Show Love Boat Lyrics with a Biro by Tale Teller Club Band Live Reading by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA

31 Dec, 2023 - 01:20

Episode 592 - The iServalan™ Show Reviews of Dupes by Aldi, NYE in Brightly, Music Career and Big Dreams for the Tale Teller Club
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31 Dec, 2023 - 14:36

Updates form Paradise with the Marchioness of Dorchester AKA Sarnia de la Maré FRSA and Quillmatic Bardinator
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30 Dec, 2023 - 14:39

Episode 591 - The iServalan™ Show The Wonder of Technical Pens in Procreate and how to Trace Images Easily with Electric Pens on iPad

30 Dec, 2023 - 14:36

Episode 638 - The iServalan™ Show Getting a Caravan Living in Greece and Buying a Barn to make an Art Studio in the Coming Year

29 Dec, 2023 - 14:23

Episode 637 - The iServalan™ Show Sonnet 2 Ghosted on Tinder by the Quillmatic Bardinator
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29 Dec, 2023 - 01:15

Episode 636 - The iServalan™ Show OMG I tattooed my flicks
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29 Dec, 2023 - 14:48

Episode 635 - The iServalan™ Show Tattooing Using Dots and Fine Lines DIY Ink for Learners and Tattoo Professionals by iServalan
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29 Dec, 2023 - 14:23

Episode 634 - The iServalan™ Show Weird Film Content on Amazon Prime Gives Inspiration for the Immersion Book Series
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29 Dec, 2023 - 14:41

Dec 31, 2023

Pomegranates by the Marchioness of Dorchester (circa 1650)

 

pomegranates by Sarnia de la Mare AKA iServalan for Tale Teller Club

Pomegranates

by the Marchioness of Dorchester (circa 1650) In orchards fair where scarlet gems doth bloom Where pomegranates hung in rich perfume There, a suitor bold, Well endowed With charms And stories oft retold Oh to taste the seeds of love, Those rosey crimson buds For he too now was hung, As the pomegranates Beneath the sun His frame, a fortress of lust’s might, His sturdy lance, He takes perchance Of any fair maid Who brims desire His pomegranates ripe and Filled with fire His presence stirs mine heart's unquenchable thirst As Eros gives with pure delight. I dream of pomegranates And of spice ©2023 Sarnia de la Mare #saniadelamare #taletellerclub #WritingCommunity #writers #poetrytwitter #poet