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Mar 7, 2024

Where Art Thou Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator #funny

Where Art Though Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator

The Internet today did fail

My morn was chaos and life so dire.

No tweets, no memes, no cat vids hailed

The digital streets, they had no fire.

The routers ceased, my cables laid,

As emails vanished into thinning air.

No Google Maps to guide my steps today!

No streaming songs to soothe my hearts’ despair.

O cursed fate! The WiFi signal wanes,

As browsers freeze and error pages pop.

I yearn for bytes, for pixels, for domains,

Yet find myself in darkness, void of hope.

So let us pray, dear Internet, return,

And rescue me from digital concern.

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7 Mar, 2024 - 00:42

Three SF Short Stories ch 3 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Funday #taletellerclub
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7 Mar, 2024 - 37:07

Three SF Short Stories ch 2 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Funday #taletellerclub
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4 Mar, 2024 - 34:08

Three SF Short Stories ch 1 by Paul W. Fairman by Paul W. Fairman Scifi Sunday #taletellerclub

3 Mar, 2024 - 34:38

Free Ringtone Song for Joe Biden by Quillmatic Bardinator
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2 Mar, 2024 - 08:46

Funny Shakespeare Poem Drunken Warning by Quillmatic Bardinator #funnypoems
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1 Mar, 2024 - 00:44

Strata 5, Immersion V1, Renyke Goes to The Bank (Memories and Experiences)
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29 Feb, 2024 - 05:23

My Brain by Vapor Punk Free Speaktone Ringtones by Tale Teller Club Band
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28 Feb, 2024 - 01:45

My Brain 🧠 Free Spoken Word 🎤 Ringtone by Flex from Tale Teller Club
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27 Feb, 2024 - 01:30

Sonnet for Swifties by Qiullmatic Bardinator live reading audiobook AI poetry at the Tale Teller Club
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27 Feb, 2024 - 00:40

Donald Trump Sonnet by the Quillmatic Bardinator Live AI Reading at Tale Teller Club
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26 Feb, 2024 - 00:52

Grindr Bumble and Tinder Lovers A sonnet by the Quillmatic Bardinator
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25 Feb, 2024 - 00:49

Unexpected Item in Bagging Area by Quillmatic Bardinator Episode 780 - The iServalan™ Show
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24 Feb, 2024 - 00:44

Episode 779 - The iServalan™ Show. Moving the music podcasts and niching down as my writing career kicks off

Mar 2, 2024

Sonnet for Joe Biden’s Forgetful Moments

This sonnet is a playful tribute to President Joe Biden, acknowledging his occasional memory lapses while also recognizing the weight of leadership.

Sonnet for Joe Biden’s Forgetful Moments

Upon the stage, where leaders oft do tread,
A statesman stands, his years a heavy load.
His words like autumn leaves, sometimes misled,
Yet still he strives despite the memory’s abode.

Joe Biden, sage and seasoned, takes the floor,
His silvered hair a crown of fleeting thought.
He stumbles, fumbles, names elude once more,
Yet presses on as if the battle’s fought.

In halls of power where decisions weigh,
He grapples with the ghosts of yesteryears.
The teleprompter blinks a guiding ray,
Yet slips of tongue persist like silent tears.

So let us jest but also understand:
Age weaves its tapestry both frail and grand.

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Mar 1, 2024

Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet, A Shakespearian sonnet inspired by the perils of inebriation by the Quillmatic Bardinator

Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet

Upon a merry eve I quaffed my fill,
The tavern’s ale, a potent brew divine.
My senses danced, my reason took a spill,
And mirthful laughter echoed through the brine.

In drunken haze, I stumbled forth, unclad,
My breeches lost to Bacchus’ wild embrace.
The moon a witness to my folly mad,
I stood, a wretched soul in bare disgrace.

The stars themselves did mock my sorry plight,
As I half-naked weaved 'twixt cobblestones.
My dignity, a fleeting, ghostly light,
Gave way to mirthful laugh and groan.

So here’s a caution friends to heed with care:
When drink flows freely, guard your pants and be aware!

Sarnia is the creator of the Amazon Books Series IMMERSION.

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Jan 1, 2024

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Dec 31, 2023

Pomegranates by the Marchioness of Dorchester (circa 1650)

Pomegranates

by the Marchioness of Dorchester (circa 1650) In orchards fair where scarlet gems doth bloom Where pomegranates hung in rich perfume There, a suitor bold, Well endowed With charms And stories oft retold Oh to taste the seeds of love, Those rosey crimson buds For he too now was hung, As the pomegranates Beneath the sun His frame, a fortress of lust’s might, His sturdy lance, He takes perchance Of any fair maid Who brims desire His pomegranates ripe and Filled with fire His presence stirs mine heart's unquenchable thirst As Eros gives with pure delight. I dream of pomegranates And of spice ©2023 Sarnia de la Mare #saniadelamare #taletellerclub #WritingCommunity #writers #poetrytwitter #poet

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