Dec 8, 2024

BLINK FRICTION First Issue


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Welcome to the first issue of Blink Friction, a publication born from the belief that creativity and thought-provoking storytelling are not just luxuries but essential tools for navigating the complexities of modern life. As a musician, author, artist, and founder of Goddamn Media, the Brighton Arts Club, and currently Tale Teller Club, I have spent my life at the intersection of culture, commerce, and community. This publication represents the culmination of that journey—a platform where diverse voices and ideas converge to reflect, challenge, and inspire.

We live in turbulent times. From the echo chambers of Trump-era politics to the ongoing repercussions of global conflicts and the relentless drive of commerce, the world often feels fractured and alienating. Yet, history has shown us that in times of division, creativity can be a unifying force. Art, humour, and storytelling have the power to bridge divides, challenge orthodoxies, and offer hope. This publication is my way of contributing to that vital dialogue.

In this first issue, you’ll find stories that embody these ideals. The Countess of Brighton and Hackney Diaries brings wit and satire to life with tales that explore themes of power, identity, and the absurdities of modern existence through the lens of 17th-century grandeur. Beneath the flamboyance lies a subtle critique of societal norms and the delicate interplay between individuality and community.

Meanwhile, The Book of Immersion takes you into a vividly imagined world of creativity and resilience, exploring themes of renewal and transformation against the backdrop of digital and human interconnection. The serialised chapters will captivate and challenge readers, offering a narrative that mirrors the complexity of our times while celebrating the infinite potential of artistic expression.

For the younger members of your household, we’ve reserved a special place for The Rat Gang Crew and Friends. This series is more than an adventure—it’s a platform for fostering conversations about collaboration, resilience, and the importance of seeing the world through diverse perspectives. We will always ensure that our publication has something for the whole family, offering children a window into creative storytelling while subtly exploring issues like environmental stewardship and tolerance.

In future issues, we’ll dive deeper into the intersections of art, culture, and society. Expect incisive articles that interrogate the role of media in shaping our values, interviews with artists who are redefining their fields, and poetry that captures the zeitgeist of our era. All this, paired with striking visual artistry, will make each edition nothing like a regular magazine but a work of art in its own right—a collectable that belongs on your coffee table for years to come.

As we navigate the challenges of our time, Blink Friction offers a space where creativity meets conscience, and where humour and intellect converge to remind us of our shared humanity. We hope you’ll join me in this endeavour and make this publication a part of your family’s story.

Welcome to Blink Fiction, creating the extraordinary.

— Sarnia de la Maré FRSA and the Editorial Team









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Introducing the Countess of Brighton and Hackney Diaries: A Hilarious Multiverse of Eccentricities #adult #fiction



Introducing the Countess of Brighton and Hackney Diaries: A Hilarious Multiverse of Eccentricities

Prepare to immerse yourself in a world where 16th-century nobility meets modern Brighton in a delightful clash of grandeur and hilarity. The Countess of Brighton and Hackney Diaries is now available in a variety of formats to suit every taste, bringing this whimsical comedy to life like never before.
The Diaries: A Story of Flamboyant Chaos

Follow the Countess—a self-proclaimed Z-list celebrity, misunderstood artist, and cultural provocateur—as she navigates life with a mix of vodka-fueled determination and a penchant for mischief. From hosting underground art parties to dodging scandal at every turn, these diaries are a treasure trove of laugh-out-loud escapades.
Now Available Across Platforms

Blog
The Diaries are serialized on a dedicated blog, perfect for readers who prefer bite-sized doses of comedy. Each post is a stand-alone vignette, offering a glimpse into the Countess’s chaotic yet endearing world. Whether she’s grappling with menopausal mishaps or creatively reimagining art installations, her wit will leave you chuckling.


Subscription Channel
Dive deeper into the Countess's universe with exclusive content available through a subscription channel. Subscribers can enjoy behind-the-scenes anecdotes, commentary from the Countess herself, and bonus stories too risqué for the main blog. Think of it as your VIP pass to her palace of eccentricities.


Audiobook Podcast
For fans of storytelling on the go, the Countess of Brighton and Hackney Diaries is also available as an audiobook podcast. Narrated in her signature melodramatic style, the Countess invites you to hear her tales as she intended—with flair, exaggeration, and the occasional aside about her beloved smelling salts.


Graphic Novel
For those who appreciate visual storytelling, the Diaries have been transformed into a graphic novel. Lavish illustrations capture the Countess's bold style, the quirkiness of her staff, and the absurdity of her misadventures. It’s a feast for the eyes and the funny bone.
What Readers Are Saying

"The Countess is everything I didn’t know I needed—part diva, part disaster, and wholly hilarious!"
"Think Downton Abbey meets Absolutely Fabulous. Pure comedic gold."
"I laughed, I cried, I subscribed. This is my new favorite escape."

Why You'll Love ItLaugh-Out-Loud Comedy: The Countess’s misadventures are a masterclass in humor, blending satire, wit, and a touch of the absurd.
Quirky Characters: From her hapless staff to scandalous suitors, every character is uniquely memorable.
Multiple Formats: Whether you prefer to read, listen, or experience the stories visually, there's a format for you.
Join the Countess’s World Today

Explore the Countess of Brighton and Hackney Diaries and discover why this lovable aristocrat-turned-modern-day-provocateur is winning hearts everywhere. Visit the blog, subscribe for exclusive content, tune into the podcast, or grab the graphic novel to enjoy her escapades in the format that suits you best.

Life is short—add a little Countess to it!



                                                         Mr Capricious By Tale Teller Club