Love Slime from Planet 9. Narrator speaks, in a deep deep, gravelly voice #comedy #shortstory
Love Slime from Planet 9. Narrator speaks, in a deep deep, gravelly voice: "In a world where love is dangerous… and tentacles are legal…" It all started when Betty Lou Buckminster, assistant librarian and part-time UFO blogger, saw something crash-land in Farmer Milt’s cornfield. "I swear on my coupon book, that ain’t a weather balloon," she muttered, adjusting her cat-eye glasses and strapping on her rollerblades. She skated toward destiny—and probable alien infection. Inside the crater: a glowing pod, pulsing like a disco heart. And out of it slithered him—tall, green, and gelatinous. With eyes like limpid pools of lime Jell-O and a voice that sounded like Barry White underwater. “I… come… in love,” he gurgled. She gasped. “You speak English?” “Downloaded from satellite… reruns of Baywatch Nights.” They locked eyes. Or, eye and eyes. Something clicked—possibly her kneecap, she landed hard in the mud. That night, in her trailer full of Beanie Babies and conspira...