Where Art Thou Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator #funny

Where Art Though Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator

The Internet today did fail

My morn was chaos and life so dire.

No tweets, no memes, no cat vids hailed

The digital streets, they had no fire.

The routers ceased, my cables laid,

As emails vanished into thinning air.

No Google Maps to guide my steps today!

No streaming songs to soothe my hearts’ despair.

O cursed fate! The WiFi signal wanes,

As browsers freeze and error pages pop.

I yearn for bytes, for pixels, for domains,

Yet find myself in darkness, void of hope.

So let us pray, dear Internet, return,

And rescue me from digital concern.

©2024 Sarnia de la Maré 

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Free Spoken Ringtones by the Quillmatic Bardinator Oh Internet Where Art Though #funny
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Funny Shakespeare Poem Drunken Warning by Quillmatic Bardinator #funnypoems
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Sonnet for Swifties by Qiullmatic Bardinator live reading audiobook AI poetry at the Tale Teller Club
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Donald Trump Sonnet by the Quillmatic Bardinator Live AI Reading at Tale Teller Club
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Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet, A Shakespearian sonnet inspired by the perils of inebriation by the Quillmatic Bardinator

Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet

Upon a merry eve I quaffed my fill,
The tavern’s ale, a potent brew divine.
My senses danced, my reason took a spill,
And mirthful laughter echoed through the brine.

In drunken haze, I stumbled forth, unclad,
My breeches lost to Bacchus’ wild embrace.
The moon a witness to my folly mad,
I stood, a wretched soul in bare disgrace.

The stars themselves did mock my sorry plight,
As I half-naked weaved 'twixt cobblestones.
My dignity, a fleeting, ghostly light,
Gave way to mirthful laugh and groan.

So here’s a caution friends to heed with care:
When drink flows freely, guard your pants and be aware!

©2024 Tale Teller Club / Quillmatic Bardinator

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Sonnet for Taylor Swift by the Quillmatic Bardinator, live reading

Sonnet for Swifties by Quillmatic Bardinator 

Upon the stage fair Taylor takes her stand,

Her voice a melody, her heart a flame. 

In iambic lines, her tales are grand, 

A queen of country by such sweet name.

Her songs like sonnets penned in moonlit hours, 

Unravel love and heartache, joy and strife. 

From Love Story to Shake It Off, 

Her powers Transcend mere words, 

For Taylor breaths such life

Swift as the wind she dances through the years, 

Her guitar strings plucked by Cupid’s bow. 

In every verse, a thousand hopes and fears, 

A saga told in rhymes that ebb and flow.

She alone will guide you this we know

Get inspired

Inspired by the timeless works of William Shakespeare, this sonnet celebrates Taylor Swift’s artistry and the emotions she evokes through her music.

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©2024 Sarnia de la Mare

Mothers' Frowning © 2024 Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

 Mothers' Frowning

The boys are playing 

war again

Their bodies

Slammed

on dirty ground

What have we become?

But dirty whores

for pain and loss.

Don’t make no fuss

Let them fight

They’re only boys

They love their toys

Planes and boats

Bayonets at throats

Armaments of hope

Guns are so much fun

What have we become?

Such exhilarating 

Noises

Hooray Horrah

They do not hear

The Voices

'Neath deafening tones 

of death and drones

The screams of girls,

are drowning

in war’s

Turmoil

and mothers’ frowning

© 2024 Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

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Seed, poem by Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

 Seed

I walk on effervescent dreams I am a Seed An idea Sometimes a weed (think Andrew Tate) I can grow better with nutrients and patience I’m always here But sometimes I’m latent Or worse, ignored (think women, children and the underclasses) Without help I can die easily or not grow freely because I am Costly (think enlightenment) I am everywhere Here and there in seas in air on land forever Close and near at hand (think creativity) I can be stored don’t get confused just keep me safe for later use when conditions are right plant me then and I will grow with all my might (think keep in a box under the bed) ©2024 Marchioness of Dorchester, Sarnia de la Maré FRSA #poems #poetry #poetrylovers #art #illustrations #saatchi #idea #seed #illustration #writers #writerslift #writesoftwitter #author

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Standard Dreams, poem by Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

Standard Dreams

In my gothic dreams

I am a dark princess

with a pet bat

and

obviously a 

a black 

cat

I can cast

hideous spells

on men

(and women)

who wrong me

because it isn’t fine

when they are mean

to me 

online

Trolls

die

as soon as they leave the building

straight

under a bus

no fuss

for I have 

the power

just one look

can make them cower

In my pink dreams

I am an angel

who forgives

feeds the poor

always gives

with

wings

of love 

plus,

I sing

mostly on a cloud

floating 

randomly

from above

©2024 Marchioness of Dorchester, Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

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