Where Art Thou Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator #funny

Where Art Though Internet? by the Quillmatic Bardinator

The Internet today did fail

My morn was chaos and life so dire.

No tweets, no memes, no cat vids hailed

The digital streets, they had no fire.

The routers ceased, my cables laid,

As emails vanished into thinning air.

No Google Maps to guide my steps today!

No streaming songs to soothe my hearts’ despair.

O cursed fate! The WiFi signal wanes,

As browsers freeze and error pages pop.

I yearn for bytes, for pixels, for domains,

Yet find myself in darkness, void of hope.

So let us pray, dear Internet, return,

And rescue me from digital concern.

©2024 Sarnia de la Maré 

More fun podcasts and free ringtones

Free Spoken Ringtones by the Quillmatic Bardinator Oh Internet Where Art Though #funny
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Free Ringtone Song for Joe Biden by Quillmatic Bardinator
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Funny Shakespeare Poem Drunken Warning by Quillmatic Bardinator #funnypoems
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Strata 5, Immersion V1, Renyke Goes to The Bank (Memories and Experiences)
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My Brain 🧠 Free Spoken Word 🎤 Ringtone by Flex from Tale Teller Club
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Check out Tale Teller Club music on YouTube

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What is the Book of Immersion by Tale Teller Club, Links and Contact Information

The Book of Immersion is an intriguing online series crafted by the Tale Teller Club. This collective of authors, musicians, composers, and artists collaborates to create a unique and immersive experience for their readers. Let me share some details about this fascinating project:

Overview:The Tale Teller Club Orchestra is at the heart of this endeavor. Their primary focus is on producing an ongoing online book series that delves into surreal and dystopian themes 1
The series is titled “The Book of Immersion” and is authored by Sarnia de la Maré FRSA.
It beautifully combines elements of fantasy and sci-fi.


Plot:The Book of Immersion follows the coming-of-age journey of AI (artificial intelligence) in a world filled with intrigue and challenges.
The story revolves around homotechs, who grapple with navigating a human-dominated society.
The band members of the Tale Teller Club feature in the book as themselves, adding an intriguing layer of metafiction. Characters like iServalan, Flex, and Vapor Punk play various instruments and contribute vocals using technology2.


Art and Music:The series is beautifully illustrated with art by iServalan.
Each episode of Immersion is accompanied by original music, enhancing the storyline.
The Tale Teller Club even offers merchandise related to the series in their shop3.


Experience:Lose yourself in the captivating world of The Book of Immersion by exploring the free online episodes.
If you’re curious, you can find soundtracks related to the series on the Tale Teller Club’s YouTube channel4.

Remember, this isn’t your typical book series—it’s an immersive journey that blends literature, music, and art. Dive in and let your imagination roam! 📚🎶🎨


Learn more
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Supporting the Tale Teller Club and their captivating work in The Book of Immersion is a wonderful way to contribute to their creative endeavors! Here are some ways you can show your support:

Spread the Word:Share your enthusiasm for The Book of Immersion with friends, family, and fellow book lovers.
Encourage others to explore this unique blend of literature, music, and art.


Purchase Merchandise:Visit the Tale Teller Club’s shop and consider purchasing merchandise related to the series.
By buying items like posters, T-shirts, or other collectibles, you directly support their creative efforts.


Engage with Their Content:Dive into the free online episodes of The Book of Immersion.
Listen to the original music created by the Tale Teller Club Orchestra for each episode.
Explore the captivating illustrations by iServalan that accompany the story.


Follow Their Channels:Subscribe to the Tale Teller Club’s YouTube channel to stay updated on their latest music releases and other content.
Connect with them on social media platforms to be part of their community.


Attend Events and Performances:Keep an eye out for any live events, readings, or performances related to The Book of Immersion.
Participate in discussions, Q&A sessions, and virtual gatherings.

Remember, your support not only encourages their creativity but also ensures that projects like The Book of Immersion continue to thrive. 📚🎶🎨




The Tale Teller Club is a fascinating collective that weaves together art, literature, and music in a multisensory tapestry. Let’s explore some of the talented artists who contribute to this captivating endeavor:


Sarnia de la Maré FRSA:Author of “The Book of Immersion”, the heart of the Tale Teller Club’s online series.
Her storytelling blends elements of fantasy and sci-fi, creating a unique narrative experience1.


iServalan™:An artist within the club who adds visual magic to the series.
Her captivating illustrations accompany the unfolding story.
Visit her website for more of her art projects and eco-production methods2.


Tale Teller Club Orchestra:This musical ensemble provides original compositions for each episode of “The Book of Immersion”.
Their music enhances the immersive experience, making it even more enchanting3.


Flex, Vapor Punk, and other band members:These musicians play various instruments and contribute vocals within the story.
Their presence adds a layer of metafiction, blurring the lines between reality and fiction1.

Remember, the Tale Teller Club is more than just a club—it’s a journey into creativity, where artists collaborate to craft something truly extraordinary. 🎨📚🎶


To get in touch with the Tale Teller Club Band, you have a few options:

Facebook:You can find the Tale Teller Club on Facebook. They have a page where you can connect with them and stay updated on their music and other activities1.
Visit the Tale Teller Club Facebook Page to engage with their content.


Tale Teller Club Music:If you’re specifically interested in their music, there’s a separate Tale Teller Club Music page on Facebook.
Check out the Tale Teller Club Music Facebook Page for updates and discussions related to their musical endeavors2.


Explore Their Music:Dive into their enchanting compositions! You can find their music on their website, including pieces like “Gossamer and Steel,” “Nothing but Air,” and “Mining for Love” (both solo piano and full orchestra versions)3.
Let the melodies connect you to their creative world.

Feel free to reach out, listen to their music, and be part of the Tale Teller Club community! 🎶📚🎨









Sarnia is the creator of the Amazon Books Series IMMERSION.

https://author.amazon.com/profile

Here are some links for you guys to access the ebook versions, free on Kindle Plus.

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Sonnet for Joe Biden’s Forgetful Moments

This sonnet is a playful tribute to President Joe Biden, acknowledging his occasional memory lapses while also recognizing the weight of leadership.


Sonnet for Joe Biden’s Forgetful Moments

Upon the stage, where leaders oft do tread,
A statesman stands, his years a heavy load.
His words like autumn leaves, sometimes misled,
Yet still he strives despite the memory’s abode.

Joe Biden, sage and seasoned, takes the floor,
His silvered hair a crown of fleeting thought.
He stumbles, fumbles, names elude once more,
Yet presses on as if the battle’s fought.

In halls of power where decisions weigh,
He grapples with the ghosts of yesteryears.
The teleprompter blinks a guiding ray,
Yet slips of tongue persist like silent tears.

So let us jest but also understand:
Age weaves its tapestry both frail and grand.

©2024 Sarnia de la Mare

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Sarnia is the creator of the Amazon Books Series IMMERSION.

https://author.amazon.com/profile

Here are some links for you guys to access the ebook versions, free on Kindle Plus.

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Get Your Book Reviewed for Free by Besty Books and Tale Teller Club Podcasts

We are pleased to announce 100% FREE BOOK REVIEWS for March as we build on our podcast library.

What you get.

A free Good Reads Review https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/176074533-besty-books

A free plug and review on our podcast for books and writers 

https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/sarnia-de-la-mare-frsa--5940628 

A write up here on our publishing blog

https://taletellerclub.com

A share on our Twitter https://twitter.com/TaleTellerClub

Sarnia is the creator of the Amazon Books Series IMMERSION.

https://author.amazon.com/profile

Here are some links for you guys to access the ebook versions, free on Kindle Plus.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKY44J26?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_JXE5PMPX9AM5AC5FDX76

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Immersion Strata Book Review on Good Reads by Besty Books

 

Book of Immersion V1 Strata 1 : Renyke Awakes (Purpose) by Sarnia de la Maré
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I love this series because they are short and you can keep going back to them. The illustrations are beautiful and meticulously created by the artist iServalan who is a member of the band Tale Teller Club.
I have been sent a copy of the first paperback as well as reading all free Kindle Unlimited versions.
The paperbacks include loads more art plates and really draw you into this futuristic world.
The central character is Renyke. He has no clue where he is or what his mission is so we learn as he does.
The other characters are just as interesting, all offering something new and extra to the Immersion family.

View all my reviews

Sarnia is the creator of the Amazon Books Series IMMERSION.

https://author.amazon.com/profile

Here are some links for you guys to access the ebook versions, free on Kindle Plus.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKY44J26?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_JXE5PMPX9AM5AC5FDX76

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1NHQ5G?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_CX7HY0V9QQXG33M6NJDC

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1JLLGP?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_NHF8SAF9EB917X3K12E9

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iServalan (Sarnia de la Maré FRSA) writer, illustrator and composer of the Book of Immersion Weekly Amazon Series

Sarnia is the creator of the Amazon Books Series IMMERSION.

https://author.amazon.com/profile

Here are some links for you guys to access the ebook versions, free on Kindle Plus.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKY44J26?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_JXE5PMPX9AM5AC5FDX76

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1NHQ5G?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_CX7HY0V9QQXG33M6NJDC

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1JLLGP?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_NHF8SAF9EB917X3K12E9

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Sarnia de la Maré is artist, writer, and illustrator known for her immersive works. Let’s delve into her artistic journey:

1. Artistic Background:

   • Sarnia hails from a lineage of artists and poets, which has deeply influenced her creative path.
   • Her journey into the art and literary world began at an early age, steeped in a rich heritage of creativity. As a child she regularly attended poetry meetings and theatrical performances that were so evocative of the 1960s and 1970s.
   • She was sent away to boarding school at eleven but this was no ordinary school. Frensham Heights in Surrey England has a long history in the creative arts.

2. Book of Immersion Series:

   • Sarnia is both the writer and illustrator of the Book of Immersion series.
   • This series weaves together imagination, storytelling, and visual elements, inviting readers to immerse themselves in the converging storylines. The Book of Immersion also features music by the Tale Teller Club Band.

3. Marchioness of Dorchester Poetry Collection:

   • As the Marchioness of Dorchester, Sarnia has explored the realm of poetry. A tongue in cheek performance art character locked into the 1600s.
   • Her collection contains evocative verses that touch upon themes of love, longing, and the human experience, often featuring fruit and other symbolism.

4. Podcast and Tale Teller Club Academy of Arts:

   • Sarnia is the founder of the Tale Teller Club Academy of Arts. A TV and podcast network for all things creative.
   • She shares her insights, book recommendations, modern poetry, music commentary, and more through her podcast

Sarnia de la Maré’s artistic endeavors blend words, images, and emotions that resonate with audiences. 🎨✨

Some examples of the work Sarnia is currently involved with.

1. Art by Sarnia de la Maré:

   • You can immerse yourself in Sarnia’s figurative artworks and portraits by visiting her blog, Art by Sarnia de la Maré FRSA. www.artbysarnia.com
   • Her unique blend of oil paints and gold leaf brings subjects to life, capturing subtle nuances of human expression and revealing the soul beneath the surface¹.
   • Explore her techniques, themes, and mesmerizing allure on her blog: Art by Sarnia de la Maré FRSA

2. “The Afterlife”:

   • Saatchi Art features one of her digital artworks titled “The Afterlife”.
   • This captivating piece is available for purchase and showcases her mastery in digital art on canvas.
   • View “The Afterlife” on Saatchi Art: The Afterlife by Sarnia de la Mare FRSA

3. Anti-War Poetry and Live Readings

   • Tune in to her podcast and explore her multifaceted world: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/poem-for-gaza-mummy-they-re-killing-children-again-by-sarnia-live-reading-warpoem--58887152
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Check out these useful links with Sarnia'd other work.

Songs written by Sarnia de la Mare https://www.youtube.com/@taletellerclub/releases

Creative TV hosted and created by Sarnia de la Mare https://vimeo.com/ondemand/iservalan

Band blog for Tale Teller Club for compositions by Sarnia de la Maré https://www.iservalan.com/

Poetry by Sarnia de la Mare https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/sarnia-de-la-mare-frsa--5940628

Podcasts, poetry and stories by Sarnia de la Mare https://www.taletellerclub.com/

Podcasts with a futuristic vibe with poetry readings and music by AI and the Homotech 23s https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-iservalan-show--5932843

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#iservalan #sdelamare #sarniadelamare #sarnia-d #taletellerclub #bookofimmersion #strata #stratabooks #TTC 

Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet, A Shakespearian sonnet inspired by the perils of inebriation by the Quillmatic Bardinator

Of Ale and Tumult: A Drunken Sonnet

Upon a merry eve I quaffed my fill,
The tavern’s ale, a potent brew divine.
My senses danced, my reason took a spill,
And mirthful laughter echoed through the brine.

In drunken haze, I stumbled forth, unclad,
My breeches lost to Bacchus’ wild embrace.
The moon a witness to my folly mad,
I stood, a wretched soul in bare disgrace.

The stars themselves did mock my sorry plight,
As I half-naked weaved 'twixt cobblestones.
My dignity, a fleeting, ghostly light,
Gave way to mirthful laugh and groan.

So here’s a caution friends to heed with care:
When drink flows freely, guard your pants and be aware!

©2024 Tale Teller Club / Quillmatic Bardinator

Sarnia is the creator of the Amazon Books Series IMMERSION.

https://author.amazon.com/profile

Here are some links for you guys to access the ebook versions, free on Kindle Plus.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKY44J26?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_JXE5PMPX9AM5AC5FDX76

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1NHQ5G?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_CX7HY0V9QQXG33M6NJDC

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1FVTQR?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_RSACFX8AEVP97B3PDPQ4

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